This may be the best news we’ve ever seen at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), the creationist ministry of Ken Ham, (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. In fact, it may be the most amazing news we’ve ever seen anywhere!
Hambo’s new post is titled Answers in Genesis YouTube Channel Hits 30,000,000 Views! Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
What a milestone! Our Answers in Genesis YouTube channel — which features thousands of videos to help Christians defend their faith and to challenge unbelievers with the gospel message — recently reached 30,000,000 views! [Gasp!] Praise the Lord! Think of all the people being impacted by these powerful videos.
Ooooooooooooh! Thirty million views! Think of all the drooling creationists who found satisfaction at Hambo’s YouTube channel. Aren’t you thrilled? Then Hambo displays his modesty:
We give God the glory for bringing so many people, from all around the world, to our channel to learn his truth. I also want to thank two different groups:
Who are the two groups? He tells us:
1. Our incredible staff! We could never do what God has allowed us to do without the dedicated and talented staff he brings to us. A huge “thank you” to the many teams and individuals involved with our YouTube channel, including video production, content creation, editing, uploading videos, social media, graphic design, and more.
Hooray for Hambo’s incredible staff! Who else does he want to thank? He continues:
2. Our generous donors. Your generosity to this ministry enables us to continue producing top-quality content that reaches millions and millions of people around the world. Thank you for faithfully giving to this ministry. The Lord has multiplied and blessed what you’ve given.
Hambo’s donors must be thrilled beyond description. Are you one of them, dear reader? Well, good for you! Here’s our last excerpt from Hambo’s splendid post:
Thirty million views — wow! Praise the Lord for what he’s done.
Your Curmudgeon is impressed. Hambo is way ahead of us. This humble blog has no staff and no donors, which is probably why — although we’ve had millions of views — the number isn’t even close to thirty million.
Hambo, the Curmudgeon salutes you!
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