We’ll give you a few excerpts, enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, and some bold font for emphasis. Because we don’t like to embarrass people (unless they’re politicians or otherwise in the public eye), we’ll omit the writer’s name and city. However, we Googled her name and it seems that she writes a lot of letters that have appeared in that newspaper. Okay, here we go:
The author of a recent letter to the editor, “Science of because,” bemoaned the addition of intelligent design creationism as science to Charles Darwin’s prevailing “Origin of the Species” theory.
This is the earlier letter she’s complaining about: Science standards shouldn’t answer ‘Why?’ with ‘Because.’ That one is short and sweet. Here’s one excerpt:
Does anyone seriously believe that teaching future generations intelligent design creationism as science will actually create any advances for our society, regardless of your personal belief concerning its validity?
We can understand how that would get a creationist upset — especially one who favors teaching intelligent design. Today’s letter-writer rises to the challenge of defending her beliefs:
While the author [of that earlier letter] is doubtful of “any advances for our society” from such a change, there’s no doubt as to the “advances” inflicted upon our society by the dupes of Darwin.
Get ready, dear reader, because you’re about to be told what the “dupes of Darwin” have inflicted upon us. Here it comes:
Considering the numbers of children fed the devil’s gospel of haphazardly evolving by chance from objects or hairy animals, rather than created in the image of a divine intelligence and designed with dignity, integrity and worth, it’s no great wonder our society has “evolved” into the devil’s contra-consequence, sex-crazed cesspool.
What a letter! The “devil’s gospel” that we evolved “from objects or hairy animals” has turned our society into a “sex-crazed cesspool.” Let’s read on:
The architects of the cesspool have designed a decadent society wherein animals are cherished and protected while “unplanned” human beings are disposed into the trash bin of extinction, and marriages, which form civilizations and families, are dissected into a smorgasbord of sexual preferences.
We hadn’t realized (until now) that Darwin promoted abortion and non-traditional marriages. What a wicked man! There’s only one more paragraph:
How refreshing that a portion of the stench would be released from the cesspool, arranged by persons who acknowledge an intelligence superior to themselves and have responded intelligently to an unintelligently designed gospel.
We agree. Because of today’s letter by a lady who acknowledges the intelligent designer, a mighty stench has been released.
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