This is what you’ve been waiting for, dear reader, and you know it’s good because if comes from the creation scientists at the Institute for Creation Research (ICR) — the fountainhead of young-earth creationist wisdom.
Their title is ICR Releases Game-Changing Flood Geology Book, and the blog author is Christy Hardy, described as “an editor at the Institute for Creation Research.” Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
The Institute for Creation Research (ICR) just released Carved in Stone: Geological Evidence of a Worldwide Flood, the second addition to ICR’s In-Depth Science series. Thanks to author Dr. Tim Clarey’s 35 years of geological experience and five years of intensive data research, this new book demonstrates how Earth’s rock layers reveal the progression of the global Flood described in Genesis. Dr. Jeff Tomkins, ICR Director of Life Sciences, said, “This book is destined to become the new and most authoritative textbook on the global Flood.”
They link to the book at ICR’s on-line bookstore. Curiously, they don’t provide any information about the publisher. We searched for the thing at Amazon, but it’s not there. All we can do is speculate from the title of ICR’s post, which says “ICR Releases …” It looks like they’re the publisher. Anyway, it costs only $39.99, so we know you’re going to buy it — even though they don’t reveal how many pages it is.
Okay, back to the blog article, which says:
With a fresh copy in hand, ICR CEO Dr. Henry Morris III said, “Dr. Tim Clarey’s monumental book, Carved in Stone, has just arrived from the printers. It is absolutely wonderful! [Ooooooooooooh!] … I am genuinely excited for the impact that this study will have throughout the scientific community.” [We’re excited too!]
He got a copy right from the printer? It certainly sounds like ICR is the publisher. Anyway, ICR tells us:
You may wonder how this book differs from other valuable creation-based geology books. [Yeah, we’re wondering!] In its pages, readers will find a complete synopsis of the sediments deposited across three continents, derived from groundbreaking examination of global oil well data. It details how the Flood progressed week by wee [Wow!] and ties the events of that year directly to the rocks we see in place. And it even shows how the Ice Age was a necessary consequence of the end of the Flood.
Amazing. Absolutely amazing. ICR continues:
Carved in Stone is targeted toward serious science readers and lay people who want to explore the latest research that confirms the global Flood. [That’s you, dear reader!] It begins with several introductory chapters to ensure readers know the basics of geology. Then, it delves into great detail about Dr. Clarey’s findings and provides striking images and colorful maps that illustrate the data points he’s referencing.
Skipping a bit, here’s another excerpt:
This book will surely impact creation science investigation going forward, and Dr. Clarey knows there’s more evidence to be examined. He said, “There are still many things we don’t know, but this book should be a great place to start. It is the framework from which many generations of future study can build off of. The rocks aren’t going to change much in 50-100 years.”
And now we come to the end:
If you want to see solid evidence that God’s Word is true from the beginning [Who doesn’t?], and that only a recent, global Flood can make sense of the rocks and fossil distributions we find across the globe, visit ICR.org/store to order your copy today.
All right, dear reader — we’ve done our part. Now it’s up to you. Go to ICR’s website and get your copy today. Then you’ll know The Truth™! Oh, and tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya.
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