Because the writer isn’t a politician, preacher, or other public figure, we won’t embarrass or promote him by using his full name. His first name is Andrew. Excerpts from his letter will be enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, some bold font for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]. Here we go!
Many atheists attack Christianity by arrogantly stating that “religion is not compatible with science.” [Yeah, we’ve seen attacks like that!] However, true science is simply the outside study of nature which is God’s Creation.
Aha — we always wondered what true science is. Now we know! Andy continues:
Furthermore, throughout history, there have been many fascist dictators who have been known to manipulate the facts of science in order to suit their own agenda.
Only fascist dictators? We’ve seen all kinds of dictators telling all kinds of lies — even *gasp* religious dictators. Anyway, Andy then tells us:
When key members of the global elite fabricate false theories, such as Darwin’s theory of evolution, that effectively transforms legitimate science into pseudo-science [That’s terrible!] which grows legs [Huh?] and becomes its own self-sustaining pagan religion by calling on people to place a higher emphasis on creation rather than a Creator.
Gull-durned global elite! So they’re the ones responsible for promoting Darwin’s theory. We should have known!
And now — too soon! — we come to the end of Andy’s brief (but powerful) letter. Here it is:
The hypocritical irony of this cult-like phenomenon is that is [Should be “it”?] masquerades under the title of “science” and its followers claim they are “not religious.”
Brilliantly said, Andy! Yes, dear reader, people like you hypocritically claim your Darwinist cult is “science,” but Andy knows it’s really your religion.
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